We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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