the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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