I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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