Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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