I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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