Yo dont text me then not text me
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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