Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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