you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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