how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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