You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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