Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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