She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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