it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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