like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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