how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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