Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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