ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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