The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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