yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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