Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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