I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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