I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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