You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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