At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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