Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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