we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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