no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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