Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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