Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Farmville is her only friend.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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