what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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