So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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