Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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