Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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