am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
this will be a night to untag.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize
