You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
