how do flat chested girls get laid?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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