I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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