the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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