i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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