And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
my poor anus
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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