I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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