im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Randomize
