Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here