i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?