covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The power of my boobs compel you
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida