That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that