Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
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Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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