11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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