Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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