I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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