Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.

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(714): View more from California

I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?

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(703): View more from Virginia

I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.

(1-270): View more from Kentucky

I miss high conversations.

(270): View more from Kentucky

Swinging. Is. Amazing.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.

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(714): View more from California

Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out

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(810): View more from Michigan

I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.

(517): View more from Michigan

I've just been napping and sexting all day.

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