Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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