i just google imaged poop.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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