This girl is more easily done than said...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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