I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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