I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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