god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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