this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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