We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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