I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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