Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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